Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Zombie Dances: 10
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Void Armor Forged: 14
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 919 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3800 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Alien Abductions: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Alien Abductions: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Villages Defended: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Mines Excavated: 4733 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2853 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Void Armor Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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