Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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