Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 84 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Potions Brewed: 66 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Farms Harvested: 377
    Chimeras Created: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 3376
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ores Mined: 6357 Alien Abductions: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Runes Activated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 36 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Emeralds Found: 9846
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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