Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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