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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6185 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5116 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.
But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!