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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1911 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8532 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.
But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!