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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2837 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 458 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.
But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!