join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 162

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 4004
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Towns Built: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 113 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Farms Harvested: 630 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 88 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Void Gems Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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