AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Austin Theory, AustinSMPTheory, growth, Identity, introspection, mastermind, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-exploration, self-identity, self-journey, self-perception, self-realization, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	1917

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, bloat, CheesyCraft, Coreprotect, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Discord, GentlemanCheesy, Griefprevention, image gallery, Mankdk, Programmed, PvE, quality of life, redux, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, SilvaBirb, Squaremap, Survival, TEXTURED, United States East Coast

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	114	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2335
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.birdflop.com
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is a server project that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing survival and would be willing to try out the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [squaremap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the server address: cheesycraft.birdflop.com

2. What version of Minecraft is required to play on the server?

The server is running on version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.

3. Is PvP allowed on the server?

No, the server gameplay is focused on Survival and PvE (Player vs Environment).

4. Are there any rules or guidelines for players on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are usually outlined in the server’s Discord or website.

5. Can I explore additional worlds on the server?

Yes, there are additional worlds available on the server for players to explore, such as Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds.

Brownie Yogurt Mix 1.21.2

1.21.2, brownie, combination, creamy, Creative, Culinary Creativity, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Experiment, Food, homemade, Indulgent, Mix, recipe, Rich, snack, SWEET, Tasty, Treat, Unique, yogurt

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	1529	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo bro, this server is like mixing brownies into yogurt – totally random and unexpected but strangely satisfying! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that’s as mixed up as that brownie yogurt combo. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us now!

Stepchild Showdown

blended family, building relationships, child from previous relationship, co parenting, Communication Issues, coping with stress, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family integration, family responsibilities, Financial goals, financial independence, long-term planning, navigating change, parenting challenges, personal growth, prioritizing needs, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, showdown, step-parenting, stepchild

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, twists, and turns just like this crazy relationship story!

Just like this poster’s partner expecting them to be 100% in on their new family dynamic, we expect our players to be 100% in on the fun and chaos of our server. No half-hearted mining here, folks!

And just like this poster’s partner blaming them for not caring sooner, we’ll blame you if you don’t join our server and experience all the wackiness it has to offer. Don’t let us down like this partner did!

So come on over to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions, just like this poster is experiencing. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between being 100% in or 100% out – but in this case, you’ll definitely want to be 100% in for all the fun!

CraftyLove: Swipe Right for Creepers!

bad dating tips, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating donts, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating misconceptions, dating mistakes, dating myths, dating no-nos, dating pitfalls, dating red flags, dating tips, harmful dating advice, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship mistakes, relationship pitfalls, swipe, worst dating advice

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2232	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	976
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Our players have a 99% success rate in finding love, with one player even getting married in-game and having a creeper-themed wedding! Join now and let the pixels of love guide you to your perfect match. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

NoCoords Legacy

Anarchy, boats, Bridges, building, end crystal, Exploring, Highways, Horses, Infrastructure, Legacy, Minecarts, Minecraft, Mods, nether roof, Nocoords, nostalgic, paths, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, void damage

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	318537	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	77

NoCoords Legacy

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Community Discord	Community Discord

NoCoords Legacy is a No Cheat Anarchy server with modifications to provide a nostalgic experience similar to older versions of Minecraft. Modifications include disabling Elytra, bed/crystal damage, phantom spawning, and enabling Nether roof void damage. Basic rules include no cheating, exploiting, bigotry, or doxxing/harassment.

Modifications:

Elytra are disabled.
Bed/Crystal damage is disabled.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating.
No Exploiting.
No Bigotry.
No Doxxing/Harassment.

Hope to see you all there!

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: While some mods are allowed, we strictly enforce no cheating or exploiting. Please check with staff before using any mods.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: We encourage players to build structures and infrastructure creatively, but please do not grief or destroy other players’ builds.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting staff on our Discord server or through in-game chat if a staff member is online.

Wishful Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Contentment, fortune, Happiness, hazy, optimism, Peace of mind, positivity, Safety, satisfaction, Threads, three wishes, try again, uncertainty, well-being, wish fulfillment, wish list, wishful, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join this server and your wishes will come true! Well, maybe not all of them, but at least two out of three ain’t bad, right?

We’ve got a magic eight ball that will give you all the answers you need. Just ask a question and see what fate has in store for you!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer

blended family, Cancer, Communication, compassion, coping with loss, Decision making, Divorce, Emotional support, ex wife, ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer, family dynamics, Family Support, Grieving Process, holiday plans, moral dilemma, parental responsibilities, parenting, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, terminal illness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player reveals they’re actually in their 60’s and their ex has terminal cancer! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy stories you’ll encounter on our server.

Join now for a chance to witness family drama, secret illnesses, and questionable holiday plans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

BusSeatBrawlMC

#breastfeeding, AITAH, baby, bus seat, BusSeatBrawlMC, Cane, cry it out, Driving, Father, football accident, injury, Knee, Men, mom, postpartum, screaming, sexist, Sleep, tired, WOMAN, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggles of everyday life! Need a break from entitled moms on the bus? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is treated equally – even if you can’t stand up to give your seat to a breastfeeding mom!

Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!

EuroCraft Summit: Trump-Putin Strain

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., current events, Diplomacy, emergency summit, EuroCraft, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, nato, peace negotiations, Politics, security concerns, Strain, strained ties., summit, summit meeting, Trump-Putin call, TrumpPutin, Ukraine, world leaders

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8492	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of watchin dat boring stuff on tv?? join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, even european leaders r holdin emergency summits on it!! yea u heard dat right, trump n putin r callin each other just to play on dis server cuz it’s soooooo good. like u gotta join now or else u gonna miss out on all da crazy action. plus, u can build ur own empire n rule over all da other players. so wat r u waitin for?? join now n be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history!!!

ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, ChipCraft, Computer Hardware, data processing, Demand, digital transformation, electronics, global economy, innovation, integrated circuits, Manufacturing, microchips, new oil, Oil, Semiconductor chips, semiconductor industry, silicon wafers, supply chain, tech industry, Technology, Tomorrow

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4194
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT SEMICONDUCTOR CHIPS LIKE THEYRE THE NEW OIL OR SOMETHING. YEAH, WE DONT HAVE OIL BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU GOT CHIPS, AMIRITE?

ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?

Zero Carbon Fun Land

1.5°C pathways, carbon, carbon dioxide removal, cdr, decarbonised sectors, Failure, Fun, hard-to-abate emissions, Land, misallocating, net zero

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Enchantments Applied:	75	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use carbon dioxide removal (CDR) to decarbonize stuff and make everything net zero! We got pathways and emissions and all dat fancy science stuff.

But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!

We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!

The Eternal Region

Anti-Griefing, BATS, community-driven, Competition, cooperation, Economy, Enderman Grief, ETERNAL, LIMITED, Mature, Melody Hunt, membranes, permit system, Region, Resources, shulker shells, smp, survival island, Tweaks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	1002	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

The Eternal Region [SMP]
Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG
What Makes Us Different?
A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including: No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!) Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos) Double Shulker Shells
A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!
Apply to Join!	We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!
Our latest event was the Melody Hunt!

FAQ

How do I join The Eternal Region?

To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.

What makes The Eternal Region different from other Minecraft servers?

The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.

Is there an age requirement to join The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.

Are there any anti-griefing measures in place on the server?

Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.

Can I participate in community events on The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.

CelebCraft Voice Chad 1.20

Allure, attraction, Bitches, CelebCraft, Celebrity, Chad, Chad voice, charisma, Charm, Confidence, deep voice, desire, influence, magnetism, Masculinity, power, seduction, sex appeal, soaking wet, swagger, vocal attractiveness, VOICE, voice modulation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	71	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out if having a deep Chad voice will make all the e-girls swoon for you like they do for celebrities!

We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!

Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!

Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?

Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!

EuroArmy Minecraft Server

army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroArmy, european defense, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, regional stability, Russian threats, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs