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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4197 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.