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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7393 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7082 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.