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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9651 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3568 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.