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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2614 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3449 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 245 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3041 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.