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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2560 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 652682 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
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