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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7275 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Potions Brewed: | 33 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4066 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.