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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 524 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.