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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2017 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2604 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of cake, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than a talking squid.
We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, turn your enemies into dancing pandas, and even summon a giant flying taco to rain down tacos upon your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wildest, craziest, and most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).