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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 860 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1219 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 66 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of cake, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than a talking squid.
We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, turn your enemies into dancing pandas, and even summon a giant flying taco to rain down tacos upon your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wildest, craziest, and most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).