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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5634 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of cake, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than a talking squid.
We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, turn your enemies into dancing pandas, and even summon a giant flying taco to rain down tacos upon your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wildest, craziest, and most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).