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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3144 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
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We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, turn your enemies into dancing pandas, and even summon a giant flying taco to rain down tacos upon your enemies.
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