Ateon is a server dedicated to providing a smooth and enjoyable multiplayer experience on the latest and greatest version of Minecraft.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.
But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 814257 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 397 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
