Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
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