AstroRescueCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BroArrested Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5968	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CreeperDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftingCashWaste

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Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	4081
Void Armor Forged:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AustrianCraft2021

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4694
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

Apply Here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Towns Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SILJealousStickMud

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Divine Spears Created:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134