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Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crops Grown:	3546
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1470	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	839092
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mines Excavated:	2308	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	128693
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Players:	99/500	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	838	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2