steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Emeralds Found:	1952	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MOH DramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Adventure, bold, Commitment, crazy, Daring, devotion, EXTREME, FEARLESS, Heartache, IMPULSIVE, love, LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP, Passion, relationship, Risky, Romantic, sacrifice, spontaneous, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mines Excavated:	1241	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KyivNightRecruiters

Army, conscription, Draft, enlistment, kyiv, KyivNightRecruiters, mandatory service, Men, military service, nightlife, non-compliance, recruiters, Recruitment, recruitment process, recruitment tactics, registration, search, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian men

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Real Life NPC Server

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yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

2016, 2022, anger, Angry, campaign messaging, Crafty, Democratic candidates, Dems, emotion expression, Female candidates, Frustration, gender dynamics, political communication, political strategy, political tool, public perception, social media, Stereotypes, study, tweet analysis, tweets, twitter, U.S. House candidates, women in politics

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MysticHorizons MC

Adventures, brand, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, endless adventures, Fun, Gaming, gaming experience, gateway, Innovative, MCMMO, Minecraft, minecraft server, MysticHorizons MC, Network, Passionate players, PvP, RETURN, Shut down, STRONG, Survival, temporary, vibrant

At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

Server Features:

NEW Tricky Trials Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Respectful behavior towards other players
For full rules, visit website

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Towns Built:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

action games, adventure games, animal games, Dangerous, dangerous fox, Fox, fox abilities, fox adventure, fox character, fox combat, fox games, fox hunting, fox powers, fox protagonist, fox role-playing, fox simulation, fox simulator, fox stealth, fox survival, games, Minecraft, Play, predator games, smp, stealth games, wildlife games

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ores Mined:	6368	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CatWatch Minecraft Server

Accommodation, aita, Boundaries, cat behavior, cat shedding, cat sitting, CatWatch, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, pet allergies, pet care, pet ownership, refusing to watch partner’s cat, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, travel expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Emeralds Found:	3209	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8153

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, comfort, Connection, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, eye contact, friendship, Intimacy, non-sexual intimacy, personal space, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, sharing secrets, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, warmth

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Features:

Server Rules:

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Updated October 21, 2024

The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

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CatWatch Minecraft Server

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CandleGateCraft

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PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18