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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9167 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
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u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.
so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.
