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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3998 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
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u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.
so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.
