| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5179 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3309 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Have fun, live and play with friends.
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1278 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 174 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6662 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 340 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5722 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 486 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 124 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8073 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1542 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 459 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8962 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7475 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7802 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 28 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6462 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 884 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3837 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 399 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9150 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 106 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5168 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9709 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8863 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
