so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 11
Zombie Dances: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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