so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 17
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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