so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed: 144 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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