so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Astral Projections Made: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY