so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2486
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Crops Grown: 2715 Undead Armies Raised: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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