so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Towns Built: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 3107 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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