so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Mines Excavated: 3996
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY