so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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