so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Divine Spears Created: 30
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Love Letters Sent: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
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