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AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

Airport, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, anecdote, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Experience, funny, luggage, Observation, odd, ODDITY, peculiar, SECURITY, Sight, strange, Surprising, travel, Traveler, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
New Chunks Explored:	973404	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, current events, Deception, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, disinformation space, foreign relations, Government, international affairs, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, Server, trump, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can talk and give you life advice. and our diamonds? oh man, they sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave.

plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.

so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

Putin’sWarCraftEU

aggression, Blame, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, political turmoil, putin, PutinsWarCraftEU, reeling, russia, Tension, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got like, zombies and creepers and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be the richest player ever.

oh, and get this, we got this crazy story where Trump is blaming Ukraine for Putin’s war. like, what even is that? it’s so wild, man. you gotta come check it out for yourself. join now and be a part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

HotPixel vs SmartBlock

attractiveness bias, beauty standards, cognitive abilities, cultural influences, Daughters, Decision making, family dynamics, Gender Roles, HotPixel, intelligence, intelligence bias, long-term relationships, mate choices, parents, partner selection, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Preferences, romantic relationships, SmartBlock, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	83
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.

Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.

And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.

So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

1.21.5 snapshots, Chicken variants, Community, Cosmetics, Cow variants, Desert Biome, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, Falling leaves, game drops, Homes, Leaf litter, minecart improvements, Minecraft, minecraft live, Pandamiums, Pig variants, Server, smp, Snapshot, Snapshots, Spring Drop 2025, Tpa, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, wildflowers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Minecraft Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with experimental features
Current Version	25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots)
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Pandamium’s snapshot server?	Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with some experiments enabled.
What features are enabled on the snapshot server?	Experimental features such as game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance are enabled.
What is the current version of the snapshot server?	The current version is 25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots).
How many players are usually online on the server?	The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.
Are there any special server features?	Yes, the server features TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob, custom advancements, and more.

Indie Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, biggest indies, Empire, indie, indie vtubers, vtuber archives, vtuber community, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, vtuber ferrets, vtuber live streams, vtuber logo, VTuber oshi, VTuber popularity, vtuber shilling, vtuber tags, vtuber templates, vtuber threads, VTuber trends, vtuber viewers, VTuber viewership, vtuber vod channels, vtuber wordcloud

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, broskis, check out this cray-cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally made with love and stuff. It’s like finding the biggest indie vtubers, but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join if you’re all about those 1000+ viewer vtubers, none of that weak 999 CCV oshi nonsense allowed here. We got live /BIG/s for days, a sick wordcloud creator, and even a ferret software stream because why the heck not? Come join the madness and let’s build some virtual shenanigans together. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be like, totally missing out on life, man.

FartCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Communication Issues, embarrassing situation, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, gym atmosphere, gym buddy, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym smell, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, personal hygiene, public farting, Server, social etiquette, unpleasant odor, workout boundaries, workout buddy, workout discomfort, workout distractions, workout partner

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Star Shards Collected:	54
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	4290	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your friend’s stinky farts while working out? Look no further! Join our server and escape the smelly gym drama by diving into a world of endless adventures and blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

bridal shower games, Civil, Creative, custom cocktail hour playlist, demanding, Exams, family drama, floor-length gown, free of charge, gossiping, heels, Invitations, PantsPartyWeddingWoes, photography, Playlists, Rehearsal, sister-in-law, surgery, table numbers, taken advantage of, Wedding, Wedding Timeline, wedding website

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Potions Brewed:	174

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4433	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1