Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 134 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Magical Moments Shared: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Farms Harvested: 705 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

    ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixelated Weebs United

    Pixelated Weebs United
    Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

    So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

    ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

    2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

    3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

    4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

    BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

    Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

    Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

    Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

    So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Potions Brewed: 33
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

    Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

    Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

    Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

    So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

    Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ores Mined: 3574 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

    Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 360
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

    ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Magic Items Found: 2537 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

    Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

    AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

    Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

    Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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