Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	4212
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2974

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!

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Come join our Minecraft server where you can wear the Monster head resembling a treasure chest and unleash the power of the exiled clan! Increase your soul absorption and item discovery, but beware of the curse of the branded that comes with it.

Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the ancient god and unlock the true potential of the cursed clan. Will you succumb to greed or rise above it to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and be part of a legendary tale that will go down in Minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crops Grown:	3496

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a twist that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to battle Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. And if that’s not enough, how about participating in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission? Yes, you heard that right, you can now deliver ramen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to join the General Student Council and balance Schale’s books? Well, now you can on our server! And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring Shigure and Cherino – because who doesn’t want to see Minecraft characters in a hot spring?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy missions, epic battles, and hot springs galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	170
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a trad and based Japanese wife to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you a virtual waifu who will craft, mine, and fight mobs by your side! Join now for the ultimate gaming experience and a chance to find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs real relationships when you have a virtual waifu to keep you company? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your perfect Minecraft match!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-loving adventurers out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. It was rumored to be so awesome that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And do you know what they found there? A land filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and secret caves just waiting to be explored. But that’s not all – this server had a community of players who were as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo.

But the real kicker? This server had a rivalry that put all others to shame. The debate raged on: which outdoor anime was better, Yama no Susume or YuruCamp? And let me tell you, things got heated. PvP battles were fought, alliances were formed, and friendships were tested. It was like the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but with more diamond swords and less Orcs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a Nether fortress, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest for pixelated glory that will go down in server history. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyRusBel Funhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a magical adventure where you play as a precious little angel soaring through the skies on a rainbow unicorn!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ve ever seen, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy!

Join our server for non-stop laughter and fun as you battle evil gummy bears and ride on the backs of giant marshmallows. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Matzah and Creeper Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	8127
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4056
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Farms Harvested:	689
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	5210	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!