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| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2240 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!
Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.
So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?
Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.
Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.
Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.
2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.
3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!
4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6909 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!
Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!
And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
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Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.
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And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7893 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
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| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!
4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.
And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?
So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).
And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7900 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2303 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
