The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!
IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 181 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
