The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!
IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9862 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7060 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
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**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2435 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.
So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 298486 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Johnny Minecraft is a renowned YouTuber and gamer best known for his Minecraft gameplay videos. With millions of subscribers, Johnny has gained a loyal following for his entertaining and informative content. His creativity and passion for gaming have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
