””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

anxiety, Approaching, approaching 30, career dissatisfaction, depression, Despair, Disappointment, disillusionment, dreams fading away, existential dread, fear of the future, feeling stuck, hopelessness, jobs I hate forever, lack of fulfillment, losing hope, midlife crisis, Minecraft, nothing but shitty offices, pessimism, regret, smp, uncertainty

Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	4846	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	4495
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Farms Harvested:	840	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Farms Harvested:	512
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	217	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2403
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!