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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	1025
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	2438	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	New Chunks Explored:	149041

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Crops Grown:	8167
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3060
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7462	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	501
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.