””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

anxiety, Approaching, approaching 30, career dissatisfaction, depression, Despair, Disappointment, disillusionment, dreams fading away, existential dread, fear of the future, feeling stuck, hopelessness, jobs I hate forever, lack of fulfillment, losing hope, midlife crisis, Minecraft, nothing but shitty offices, pessimism, regret, smp, uncertainty

Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

QuarantineMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

QuarantineMC is a simple survival multiplayer server on the latest version of Minecraft (Java 1.18). We have an amazing community and a wide variety of plugins that allow you to do what your heart desires in this block game!

We have just reset our map for the 1.18 update! Get in on the action and see these cool caves!

Some Features/Plugins installed: – Anti-Grief – Player driven economy – Player shops – Ranks

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	113	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BreakoutINC

Creative, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock

BreakoutINC is a new Minecraft Prison Network. We have Skyblock, Prison, and Creative. The network is custom coded and full of custom builds, come join this unique experience. Come join our server and find your way out. Mine your way to the top, and have fun with other players. Come join the fun @ mc.breakoutinc.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Scattermc network

1v1, Custom Coded, Custom MiniGames, Factions, PvP, Teams, Uhc

Classic PVP network whose aim is toward old PVP styles, more specifically 1.7/1.8. We are 1.8 based we have support for 1.7 and we also are compatible with newer versions. (1.7-1.20)Currently offering our Hardcore Raid game mode, we are developing other game modes which we plan to release within the next few months. Come play alongside some of the most valued Minecraft PvPers & your favorite YouTubers.

JOIN US TODAY: play.scattermc.net

Visit our website for more information regarding our Game Modes.General Information

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Venaville

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

This is a new survival server with jobs, money, a fully customizable shop, land claiming, and much more. Join now and play without fear of griefing or mobs blowing up your bases.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ayyware prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

An OG Prison server. Have a blast with friends and play around with guards that can be friendly at times but can be bribed by almost anyone so be on the lookout and don’t fall victim to them!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gaby s dino cave

Balanced Economy, Economy, Player Shops, PvP Survival, Ranks

Go at it alone, or team up with your friends to try and become the power house of this fun economy server! With the use of Player shops and claiming, you can create shops that allow you to grow your wealth!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Coltron

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

This si a survival minecarft serever that anyone can join. Here are the rules : #1 NO swering #2 NO hacking #3 NO grifeing houses #4 If you have OP do not cheat at all If you break any rule we will tep-ban you once and If you break any rule again we will ban you forever. If you want to come back to the server tell me on discord. If you want to play on the server tell me on discord. I will be recording my youtube videos on the server. Here is My Youtube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzwwKVHxkZ0aDyzdf8Juxfg Pls join its usualy pretty lonely

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Quark NetWork

Skywars, Survival

At QuarkCraft we intend to be one of the largest and most fun servers in the Spanish-speaking Minecraft community

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pinoylifeboatserver

Bosses, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Guilds, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP

MINECRAFT CROSSPLAY CRACKED SERVERBEDROCK IP:IP: pinoylifeboat.minecraft.bestPORT: 5778

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nocturnal RLCraft

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

RLCraft Semi-Vanilla Mod. 2.8.2!

New Management! New Experience! New World!

English speaking, but everyone welcome.

High Spec Dedicated Server!

Discord Available! Click Invite.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TurkeyX Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Turkey’s Minigames Server. We continue to grow and add new games for you every day! What are you waiting for, join us now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Stencil

Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Semi Vanilla

Stencil Minecraft

If you play Minecraft Java and are bored, please join below.

It is any 1.19 version.

We have super cool terrain with mmo-style skills.

Real world seasons add immersion into gameplay!

Free & unlimited customization of particle effects and rank name.

Game chat link in discord to talk to your friends while you’re offline.

Fun game tweaks like custom nether portals and playtime rewards.

Over 50,000 custom heads to use in your build completely free.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Project Valiance

Creative, Roleplay, Vanilla

Project Valiance A Minecraft Building Endeavor

What is Project Valiance? Project Valiance is an attempt to make a server for creative minds in Minecraft to express their own approach in Minecraft building without the limitation of having a set plot to build. Instead, members of the server may build in Minecraft’s vast world, free of any set limits to build. The server mostly consists of creative building, however, members have a choice to switch to survival mode at any time. Members will also have the choice to participate in different building events and competitions. Building Protection Anything griefed can always be rolled back at any certain date and time. But for added protection and a sense of security for players, players will be able to claim their own land that only they can exclusively build in to prevent it from being griefed in the first place. They may also give permissions to other members if they please. Players get more claim blocks the longer they are on the server. If a player’s build is out of bounds from their claim, they may request server staff to extend their claims. After a build is complete, players have the option to submit their build in the build submissions tab on the discord to get a refund on your claim blocks.

IP: valiancemc.com or 142.44.143.87:3000discord.gg/BchXzpW

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Onsat Networks

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Come and join today! We are in need of both staff and players for this new server! If you are looking to become a staff member, contact one of our staff that may be online and they’ll walk you through the process.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Townymasters

Economy, PvP, smp, Survival, Towny

We are Brand New! [September 2023]I’m just finishing the server setup and currently Recruiting Admins / Mods / Builders / Discord Mods / Devs and more.The Right Fit: I’m looking for people who love playing and working on Minecraft. I’ve been playing Towny since its release and have decided to make a Fun Towny Server of my own to share with like-minded individuals.Come hang out and watch the server grow or join the staff and let’s make an amazing Towny Server for ALL to enjoy!We’ve got some cool stuff on the server already: Auction HouseItem linking in chat – Custom Enchantments (nothing that breaks the game) – McMMO – Jobs – Discord / Server Chat link! (Talk to players on the server via Discord and vise versa) – Vote Crates and other Crates – Slimefun – Ranks – Shops – Player Warps (create warps to your shop, etc.) – Dynmap (interactive map for the server)We’ll eventually be setting up PVP/Dungeons/MiniGames and more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.