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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7330 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7872 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.
Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!
