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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3648 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8111 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.
Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!
