Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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