Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9408
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8753	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9729	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ores Mined:	1465
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Potions Brewed:	159

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	513526

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.